SEO 2.0

$h!T Damn Search Engine Optimization! You have spent many a late nite trying your best to search engine optimize your site to the top of Google’s rankings. It’s now driving you to drink. Drunken SEO strategy should not have anything to do with you drinking away the pain of yet another week of poor website sales due to the fact that nobody is able to find your site.

Drunken Search Engine Optimizer

The new ‘Drunken SEO Strategy’

The new ‘Drunken SEO Strategy’ should be to save your liver and hire an expert SEO consultant to follow the path of ‘cirrhosis of the liver’ on your behalf instead. That’s right. Make sure your SEO firm is willing to ‘bleed’ a little in order to ensure your success. Now don’t get the wrong idea. The perfect search engine optimization firm is the one who successfully implements an effective SEO strategy and tips the glass to your success with you. So, no matter how you decide to try and battle the search engines for your fair share of traffic; find a partner that will stick with you thru thick and thin - just as if their success is riding on yours (which of course, it is).

On a side note, you really ought to check out DrinkBait: I Did It For The Buzz.

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